| <evilada> | : Best suicide plan ever |
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<mcm310> | : what is it? |
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<evilada> | : you go up to the top of a roof |
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<evilada> | : string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level |
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<evilada> | : tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched |
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<evilada> | : then you put super glue on your hands |
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<evilada> | : and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head |
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<evilada> | : then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows |
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<evilada> | : when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere. |
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<evilada> | : And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE. |
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<mcm310> | : i dont think i can be your friend anymore |
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