| <Ucota> | So I've learned watching TV with pry isn't a good idea. |
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<asaph> | Oh? |
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<Ucota> | Well you know how he's gonna be a Medical Examiner right? |
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<Ucota> | Dr. G came on, he flips to it |
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<Ucota> | This guy had his colon contents empty into his bowels, he has a hernia, the chick is cutting into the guys scrotal sack |
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<cjk> | OH GOD. |
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<Ucota> | I know, but pry is just STARING at the screen going "I bet it is trauma induced hernial hemorrhaging that led to sepsis and that caused the heart attack.." or some shit |
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<asaph> | did he even flinch when she said scrotal sack? |
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<Ucota> | Fuck no, he was like nose length away from the TV, Like he was trying to see the other side of the camera. |
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<asaph> | wow. |
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<cjk> | Dude you're a fucking weirdo |
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<asaph> | I have no words for you today, pry. |
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<Pryoidain> | ...What the fuck did i miss? |
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<Ucota> | I told them about when we watched Dr. G |
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<Pryoidain> | Oh the Scrotal Sack one? That was cool. |
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