| <chewypow> | so when i worked at Starbucks in little rock, there was this super hot 18 year old, miss teen usa right |
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<chewypow> | she came in one day and was talking to me and told me when she was brushing her hair that morning, a lot of it came out.. she then continues to explain that she thought she had 'chemo' |
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<chewypow> | a week later she comes in and uses some mouthwash, and then swallows it. I point out to her that it says on the back if accidently swallowed to call poison control immediately |
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<chewypow> | she reads the label and looks at me and says "Oh.. it's ok. I didn't do it on accident" |
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<muku> | ... |
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<chewypow> | exactly. brain synapses stop firing when you hear this story right? |
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