| <AlmtyBob> | k funny story tiem |
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<AlmtyBob> | there's this guy at work |
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<AlmtyBob> | and back in the days |
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<AlmtyBob> | I would tell people to ask him how fast his dad can run |
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<AlmtyBob> | and they would |
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<AlmtyBob> | and he'd say, 'dude that's kinda fucked up, my dad lost his legs in a construction accident' |
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<AlmtyBob> | and he's a total straight-faced mf, so it got the best reactions from people |
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<AlmtyBob> | (it was a joke, his dad was fine) |
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<AlmtyBob> | I got this new dealer to do it to him today, he's a supervisor |
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<AlmtyBob> | I was talking to my friend later and I told him to go up to this chick and ask the same thing |
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<AlmtyBob> | little did he know, her father was murdered a few years back |
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<AlmtyBob> | joke's on him! |
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<AlmtyBob> | well, you had to be there |
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