| <Synlor> | oh man i heard the most disgusting story ever |
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<Synlor> | okay this chick gave her boyfriend head right |
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<Synlor> | ya know |
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<Synlor> | but liek a week later there is an infection in her mouth |
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<Synlor> | so she went to the doctor to get it checked it out |
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<butters> | and? |
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<Synlor> | the doctor said it wasn't an std or anything, but it was eggs from maggots |
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<butters> | wow |
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<Synlor> | and he said the only way you could get that is if you had sex with dead people.... |
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<Synlor> | her boyfriend works in a funeral home |
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