| <Sede> | I was cleaning out under my waterbed mattress a few years ago and found a razorblade. I was cleaning it out again today and found a 5" long nail. I think I have a suicidal waterbed Sad |
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<Sede> | I also found Auto Insurance from Monopoly, and a broken-off mechanical monkey hand. I don't know how this stuff winds up under my waterbed but it is awesome. |
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<Kazz> | there isn't Auto Insurance in Monopoly |
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<Kazz> | there is in Life though |
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<Sede> | The things that wind up under my matress is like the inventory of an old LucasArts adventure game. |
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<Sede> | I always stashed Auto Insurance somewhere near when playing Monopoly in case I got the car piece. Then I didn't have to pay taxes. |
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<Sede> | I usually got to be the car, because otherwise I'd pick the Scottish-Terrier-riding-a-wheelbarrow-wearing-a-tophat piece, which didn't leave anyone else many options. |
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<Sede> | My dad probably shouldn't have given me a soldering iron for my birthday. |
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