| <Sef> | We were cleaning out my friend's storage space today because his parents paid us 25 bucks each. :o |
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<Sef> | And we found some interesting things. |
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<rstlne> | oh? |
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<Sef> | A vibrator. Some weird gloves. And a book. "The New Joy of Sex" |
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<Sef> | We stuck the vibrator in the dishwasher that was there. |
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<Sef> | Then we went back to his house and found out his parents are going to give the dishwasher to his grandmother. |
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<Sef> | So.. |
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<Sef> | Either way, someone's going to open up the dishwasher and get a surprise. |
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<Sef> | Big orange floppy penis. |
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