| <Ab0mination> | I sleep on a bunk bed yeah, which is only accessbile by a ladder and last night I must've been dreaming or something because I woke up screaming about my ladder being taken off my bed so I couldn't get down |
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<Ab0mination> | And I dreamt that there was a badger sleeping at the end of the bed |
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<Ab0mination> | So in sheer terror I jumped from my bunkbed down onto the floor at 3am. |
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<Ab0mination> | I've now got to go to the vet to get my cat checked out because I landed right on him as he was sleeping on my floor and squashed him. (he's a deaf fuckwit) |
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<Ab0mination> | My parents and sisters are not speaking to me. |
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<Ab0mination> | Because they found me kneeling down beside the limp cat yelling manically at it and waggling my fingers at it like the Borg of Star Trek do. |
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<Ab0mination> | Apparently I was screaming: "I am Locutus of Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile". |
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