| <VagrantlBRB> | I was talking to this girl in my class about this fight she had with her brother. |
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<VagrantlBRB> | And she said, " I was so mad, I could of just fapped in his face. " |
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<VagrantlBRB> | I swear, at least five heads -- all guys, I might add -- turned to look at her. She looked confused, like she had no idea what she said. |
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<VagrantlBRB> | And I'm like, " ... what'd you say? " |
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<VagrantlBRB> | " Fap. You know. Hit. " |
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<VagrantlBRB> | All of the guys who turned around to look at her, me included, just sort of tittered and shared guilty glances. To this day, she has no idea why. |
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