| (talking about a guy that worked at the world trade center) |
<@PowrSlave> | this poor fuck is getting divorced cuz of 9/11 |
<@PowrSlave> | lol |
<@PowrSlave> | his wife filed |
<@PowrSlave> | he didnt go into work that morning and went to his mistresses' house instead |
<@PowrSlave> | had his phone off |
<nonzeRo> | haha |
<nonzeRo> | lucky guy |
<@PowrSlave> | he turned it on at around 11:00 and his wife was like "OMFG ARE YOU OKAY WHERE ARE YOUR?" |
<@PowrSlave> | hes like "im at the office honey. whats the matter?" |
<@PowrSlave> | lol |
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