| <Mal> | OK, so one of the guys we hired for Christmas was telling us a story from his last job yesterday... |
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<Mal> | A bunch of senior management guys came down for the weekend, and took some junior management guys (store managers and stuff) out camping. |
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<Mal> | So they're out there in the bush and they're doing a bonding exercise where they skin kangaroos they've shot. |
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<Mal> | They're busy getting drunk that night when the senior guys chip in $25 and dare one of the junior guys to fuck one of the skinned kangaroos. He refuses, they up the ante to $50, and he fucking does it. Fucks a skinned kangaroo. |
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<Mal> | The guy wakes up the next morning in his tent, and the skinned kangaroo he fucked the night before has been put in the sleeping bag beside him. Not only did this poor bastard fuck a dead, skinless kangaroo, he then slept with it! |
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<Wad_S> | LOL, that's awesome! Where'd he work? |
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<Mal> | That's the best part. |
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<Mal> | He worked at Burger King. |
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