<jesus_X> | Back in high school, I was fueding with this football phag, because I boinked his sister, then broke up with her. In the middle of english class, he starts making noises calling me gay, fag, etc. |
<jesus_X> | So, after 15 minutes of it, and him not listening to the teacher to shut up, I got him good. |
<jesus_X> | I turned around, looked him dead in the eye, and said: |
<jesus_X> | You didn't have any complaints last night! |
<jesus_X> | He NEVER spoke to me again. |
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