| Rude> | wicked story tho..this morning i'm sitting at the mc donalds i normally do having coffee and such, and this middle-aged fat guy who always comes in around the same time i do walks in |
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Rude> | (and this guy's a fucking dick, I hate him just from hearing him talk to the kids working) |
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Rude> | so he orders his meal, and when they put it all on the tray, he puts the back of his hand right into the fries and practically explodes.. "THESE FRIES ARE COLD, THEYRE ALWAYS FUCKING COLD WHEN YOU SERVE THEM, I WANT FRESH ONES" |
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Rude> | so they apologize, take the fries away and after a few minutes I see them put some more fries on his tray...dumbass puts his hand right into it again, but these fries were RIGHT out of the frier, and the stupid fuck completely burns the back of his hand and shrieks like a fucking girl |
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Rude> | I laughed so fucking hard at him, and he turns to me cradling his raw hand and yells WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT KID |
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Rude> | at this point i'm laughing so hard i can only point at his hand and keep laughing |
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Rude> | dipshit storms out and the kids working even gave me his fucking food |
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