| <EmenEm> | i was in the bathroom this morning shaving when the whole apartment building started shaking |
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<EmenEm> | and i'm like "WTF EARTHQUAKE" and i ran outside in my bathrobe and i'm bleeding because my razor went into my face when it started shaking |
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<EmenEm> | when i got outside there was a car sitting in the tennis court the car was busted up and some nice damage to the building |
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<EmenEm> | a cool story right there, but get this |
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<EmenEm> | this guy gets out of his car with half of his face covered in shaving cream - him and i exchanged this weird glance because blood was flowing down our faces |
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<EmenEm> | fucking weird shit |
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