| <Rjx> | A German court sent to a psychiatric institution a man who cut off his own penis because of the incessant sexual demands of his wife, whom he then killed with the same knife. |
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<Rjx> | they should send him to a stupid institution |
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<swight> | bullshit? you mean there aren't tiny sentient beings that live in colonies in my fish bowl? |
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<timmo> | YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX? *CHOP* HERE TAKE IT |
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<timmo> | TAKE IT YOU DUMB BITCH |
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<Rjx> | the weird thing is |
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<Rjx> | he cut off his penis |
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<Rjx> | THEN killed her |
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<timmo> | i imagine he then started beating her with the chopped off penis |
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<timmo> | and when that didnt work |
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<Rjx> | should've just got one of those moulding kits |
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<Rjx> | where you make a custom dildo |
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<Rjx> | and then beaten her to death with it |
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<timmo> | he stabbed her to death |
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<Rjx> | yeah |
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<issuez> | = |
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<h4rm0n1c> | with his "knife" |
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