| <blu> | so today i went outside because we had new stairs and etc, long story |
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<blu> | so i go outside theres this girl on the street |
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<blu> | so i go see her and tell her "i got molested by a mango when i was young what should i do" |
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<blu> | SO NOW SHE PULLS A BRICK OUT OF HER PURSE |
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<blu> | i start running |
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<blu> | SHE FUCKING THREW IT AT ME |
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<blu> | and now she just saw where i live |
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<@MokN> | good luck with that |
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<blu> | ok so i just went to give her the brick |
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<blu> | she went |
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<blu> | "WHAT THE FUCK ITS YOU AGAIN" |
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<blu> | i said "hi here's your brick" |
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