| Milamber> | hopefully that will get him outa trouble |
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Mick> | yeah because that was in the top 20 of worst wiring jobs |
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Mick> | nothign will beat number 1 |
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Milamber> | no. 1? |
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Mick> | ooh that was amazing |
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Mick> | it was a corolla |
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Mick> | painted blue and red with housepaint outside |
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Mick> | with green wheels |
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Mick> | inside was painted blue with rattlecans including the seats |
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Mick> | there was rubbish and rotten food on the ground as high as the bottom of the seat |
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Mick> | the radio was a tape player that he wanted replaced with a clarion cd tuner |
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Mick> | tape player was held in with winnie blue cig packets, some bandaids and chewing gum |
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Mick> | to get the old one out they had smashed the dash |
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Mick> | it was wired up with bits of house wire and extension cords |
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Mick> | they had hacked a hole in the firewall to run the power for the radio straight off the start motor |
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Mick> | which the wiries were sticky taped onto the starter motor |
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Mick> | the speakers in the back were sitting on the shelf being held in by just the force of their own magnets as it had no parcelshelf |
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Milamber> | woooooow did you just tell him where to stick it? |
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Mick> | I threw up from the smell in the car on the workshop floor |
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Mick> | gene had to help me up |
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Mick> | he called the customer who was told to go home and burn the car |
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Milamber> | ROFL |
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