| Promisemememphis> | there was a girl in one of my bio teachers classes and they had to put a cotton swab in their mouth and look at the slide |
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Promisemememphis> | he went to look at hers because she saw something moving and told her it was a sperm |
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Promisemememphis> | which meant that she'd just given some guy head in lunch like fifteen minutes before hand |
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Promisemememphis> | he wouldn't let her leave the class either |
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