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Chat 15267 by Anonymous on 05/02/2011

hehehe8383> school was pretty fun for me cus of the teachers =P
hehehe8383> like i remember this one time in like 5th grade or something
hehehe8383> i got a bloody nose in my math class and i had on a white shirt to boot
hehehe8383> so i went to the nurse for like 10 min. while i was sittin in the nurses office, the period was over so my class left and another class came in
hehehe8383> but i still had my books there so i had to go back in
hehehe8383> so i walk into the classroom with blood stains on my shirt and holding a blood spotted tissue up to my nose
hehehe8383> so the teacher pointed at me and she goes "see what i do to kids who dont do their homework?"
hehehe8383> i swear to you, this kid next to me had a MORTIFIED look on his face as he started scribbling stuff down on some incomplete worksheet =P
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