| <sereni> | Protip: If you're in elementary school, and you're reading Euclid's Elements of Geometry, do NOT leave your geometric proofs in plain sight of ANYONE. |
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<sereni> | *teachers marauds over to my seat, notices me writing furiously things that are not the required coursework, looks at pile of papers sitting besides me* |
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<sereni> | "...What does 'A cuts B' mean? What is this about lines and meeting places? What are these diagrams for...?" |
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<sereni> | You see, geometry is a pure science, and it also uses a lot of unambiguous terms. As such, a proof could be applicable in any context. |
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<sereni> | I happened to be sent to the principals office as it seemed my innocent proof could be misread to mean that I was not only going to meet up with another kid, but stab him with a knife, doing so in a very precise way, at angles of approach ranging from 20 to 180 degrees, while moving about in various circular paths. |
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