| <an0n> | If I was in a pool naked with Elisha Cuthbert and she was flirting with me, I wouldn't be shitting because I saw the principle of my highschool..... |
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<an0n> | .....I'd need to see like...Jesus giving me the finger or some shit. |
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<an0n> | God would have to carve "Thou shalt get out of the fucking pool" into the tiling. |
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<an0n> | The offensive line of the Raiders would have to rope me from the edge of the pool and DRAG my ass out. |
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<an0n> | Shit, she could whip her cock out and I'd still have to float around and think about it for a while. |
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<an0n> | She could be like "I've got a set of false teeth grafted onto the inside of my vagina and it has a taste for cock" and I'd still be floating there going "I wonder if she does anal? WTF? Where did the Raiders come from?" |
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