| <tumult> | well that was like the coolest class period i've ever had |
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<lasombra> | tumult ? |
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<tumult> | this kid asks me for a dollar so he can get something from a vending machine |
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<tumult> | i tell him i don't have one (truth) |
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<tumult> | he says bullshit |
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<tumult> | i tell him to fuck off |
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<tumult> | he stands up and punches me in the face three times |
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<tumult> | sits back down |
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<tumult> | teacher doesn't notice/care |
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<tumult> | so blood is pouring out onto my desk |
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<tumult> | from my lip |
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<tumult> | i turn to the girl next to me and say |
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<tumult> | "hey, can i use one of the tissues jammed into your bra?" |
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<zyko^> | what did she do? |
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<tumult> | punched me in the face |
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