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Chat 14824 by Anonymous on 05/02/2011

<Whoever> So I'm sitting at the lunch table with mostly girls and the conversation wanders about the usual subjects.
<Whoever> Eventually someone say the word "Jizz" And that goody goody girl with the 4.0 GPA and who is very sweet and innocent says, "whats jizz?"
<Whoever> Silence and muffled laughter ensues, one of the girls says "Its something guys do."
<Whoever> So she says "...oh... okay.."
<Whoever> Next period, english class, miss clueless raises her hand.
<Whoever> "Excuse me, can I go to the Lav, I have to Jizz."
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