| <Pingu> | heh just randomly i said to someone |
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<Pingu> | "kate, why are you such a bell end?" |
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<Pingu> | just to see what theyd say |
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<Pingu> | kate says: because i was born that way |
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<Bull3h> | you've been blocked |
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<Pingu> | nah |
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<Pingu> | kate's hardcore |
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<Bull3h> | does hardcore ? |
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<Pingu> | yes |
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<Pingu> | i just asked her if im allowed to call her a bell end to her face and she said yes |
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<Pingu> | im toying with the idea of asking her if i can slap her in the face with my bell end |
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<Bull3h> | clearly she fancies you |
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<Pingu> | yeah |
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<Bull3h> | but is she hot ? |
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<Pingu> | well... |
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<Pingu> | she's not not hot |
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<Bull3h> | with my few years extra of experiance i'd say that the girls who are fairly hot but not really hot are the best kind |
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<Bull3h> | they're not cock sluts who fuck you over and just keep you about because they like the attention |
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<Bull3h> | tho you gotta watch out, crazy girls... watch out, they'll do something like split up with you because everythings going to well and they dont want to get hurt |
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<Bull3h> | then stalk you and keep suggesting that you get back with them |
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<Pingu> | I JUST ASKED HER IF I COULD CALL HER A BELL END TO HER FACE FFS |
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<Bull3h> | LOOK I'M SPOUTING WISE ADVICE |
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<Pingu> | sorry |
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<Pingu> | carry on |
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<Bull3h> | so basically drug her and rape her. |
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<Pingu> | k |
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<Bull3h> | roofies |
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<Pingu> | best way |
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