| Myung_LeshBurton> | in drivers ed yesterday, the teacher said something about how he used to always look up to superman |
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Myung_LeshBurton> | and how he wished everybody was indestructable like he was |
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Myung_LeshBurton> | so i just had to yell out "But it didnt take kryptonite to kill Superman, just a horse!" |
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Myung_LeshBurton> | the entire class fell silent, 3 people holding back laughter and everybody else horrified at what i said |
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RACaira326> | hahahahahahahahahaha |
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RACaira326> | you are a TERRIBLE person |
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RACaira326> | you should be proud |
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Myung_LeshBurton> | wait, i made it worse |
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RACaira326> | I cant believe you can make that worse |
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Myung_LeshBurton> | i said "Unless somebody hid kryptonite in the horses ass" |
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