| <eieioh> | i completely trashed my vocal cords this weekend while playing a few gigs with my band..i'm not supposed to talk |
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<eieioh> | tonight i was at work and they put me on delivery instead of in the kitchen like i usually do |
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<eieioh> | i made nine deliveries before 8, when we stop delivering..and all but two of the customers called to complain that i was rude and impolite because i didn't say anything |
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<eieioh> | and my boss, whenever someone complains, wants the person who was complained about to apologize to the person complaining |
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<eieioh> | but my boss wouldn't let me because of my voice. but finally i got tired of people calling..so i told him to let me take it |
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<eieioh> | here's what i said to everyone.."sir/ma'am, i apologize for your dissatisfaction but i have esophagal cancer and this job is helping me pay my chemotherapy expenses." |
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<eieioh> | my boss and i were laughing so hard, but it hurt so much to laugh i nearly puked. |
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<eieioh> | one of them came in to give me a tip. :D |
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