| MisterMunshun> | I used to be a telemarketer, working for the Shriners. I'd call people up and try and get them to sponsor a group of needy and handicapped kids from the Shriner's hospitals to go see the circus. |
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MisterMunshun> | One night, i'm making my calls, and i come to this name on one of my sheets |
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MisterMunshun> | "Mrs. Pucci" |
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MisterMunshun> | I'm making the calls before it, but i'm just going through the motions, because in my head, over and over, i'm thinking |
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MisterMunshun> | DON'T SAY PUSSY DON'T SAY PUSSY DON'T SAY PUSSY IT'S POO-CHI POO-CHI NOT PUSSY DON'T SAY PUSSY |
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MisterMunshun> | So, I dial her up |
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MisterMunshun> | She answers |
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MisterMunshun> | "Hello, Mrs. Pussy?" |
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MisterMunshun> | everyone in the office immediately bursts into laughter, and i just fucking deflate. |
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MisterMunshun> | I can't fucking apologize because everyone is laughing, which is making ME laugh. |
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MisterMunshun> | And it wouldn't have mattered anyway, she'd already fucking hung up. |
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Jake> | and you were fired |
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