| <DinkyDogg> | my mom and sister and i had an awesome moment going through security on the way back from Ireland |
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<DinkyDogg> | I was reading the sign about the prohibited items, and it went something like this: |
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<DinkyDogg> | Me: Looks like I can't go on board, because my 'tool' is more than 7 inches. |
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<DinkyDogg> | Rachel: Â Jake! |
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<DinkyDogg> | Mom: And also no "club-like objects" |
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<DinkyDogg> | Rachel: MOM!!!!! |
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<DinkyDogg> | *Rachel cries* |
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