| +GearSlayr> | and my cat shits on the floor now too cause she's getting old |
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+GearSlayr> | if its not near a litter box it just shits. it did it on the stairs once and i slipped on it and almost broke my neck |
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+GearSlayr> | i'd love to kill that cat myself. |
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+GearSlayr> | fuck it, it'll have depends on or something |
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+GearSlayr> | thats what i'll do |
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+GearSlayr> | i'll tie a diaper to my cats ass |
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+GearSlayr> | or a bag or something |
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+GearSlayr> | can you picture that? |
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+GearSlayr> | that would be the most pathetic thing ever |
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+NathanRomulus> | your cat will sit and tear it off |
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+GearSlayr> | yeah probably |
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+NathanRomulus> | and then proceed to crap on your floor |
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+GearSlayr> | seriously though that cat needs to be put down |
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+GearSlayr> | its like 17 years old |
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syrup6> | wow |
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syrup6> | old as fart |
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+GearSlayr> | and damn... you'd think my dog could just drag its ass outside after it takes a shit... BUT NOOOOO |
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+GearSlayr> | i know just what my dog thinks... "how can i piss him off... i know.. i'll drag my ass right next to his computer so he HAS to clean up the skid mark!" |
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+GearSlayr> | longest skid mark that dog ever made was 12 feet... it was so amazing i had to measure it |
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+GearSlayr> | i should've taken pictures |
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+GearSlayr> | it was fucking hilarious |
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