| TheItch> | Dude, funniest thing ever! |
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TheItch> | I walk into the bathroom at work, walk up to a urinal, and get ready to... you know. |
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TheItch> | From one of the stalls, I hear a low rumble, which escalates to a groan, and then to a roar. |
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TheItch> | What follows can only be described as the most vile and putrid sounds of human excretion in history. This man apparently pooped out his intestines. |
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TheItch> | Moments later, I hear from the same stall, "Oh god! Someone CALL AN AMBULANCE!" |
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TheItch> | Now, this is an executive restroom at a private bank, and the door has a number lock on it, so it's not some kid trying to be funny. And the man sounded genuinely distressed. |
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TreesSneezing> | lmao! What did you do? |
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TheItch> | Suppressed my laughter as best as I could, zipped up and got the hell out of there. |
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