| <Fennec> | gumby_jd: I know. A "you have been drafted" spam scam! :) |
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<vAE86> | Fennec: that's so funny, and it'd prolly work |
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<@Scoth> | Fennec: The sad thing is it'd probably work |
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<@Scoth> | Yeah |
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<@Scoth> | Just a simple "You have been drafted, call this number to confirm and get flight arrangements" and see how many call |
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<vAE86> | all you'd have to say, is call 1800 4 usarmy, for details on how to get ahold of your recruiter and tell him you've been drafted. |
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<vAE86> | those evil recruiters would suck them right up |
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<@Scoth> | Haha. That'd be so evil. The caller thinks they've been drafted, the recruiter things someone is volunteering, no one would be the wiser until later |
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<vAE86> | until it was beyond hope |
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<@Scoth> | *fade into a scene in Iraq, two soldiers chatting* "So, why'd you join?" "I got drafted. Stupid Bush." "What? There is no draft." "What? I got an e-mail..." "Oh, that's a scam. Haha!" "Crap.." |
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