| <JMGonk> | Seriously though, and this has bugged me for years, why aren't there robots constantly roaming the halls of CSC? |
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<JMGonk> | We're the Computing Science department for fucks sake, WE SHOULD HAVE ROBOTS |
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<Digital> | I am fully supportive of patrols by 7 foot tall laser-wielding tankbots with unmatched firepower and strength. |
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<rstoski> | Someone would steal them? |
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<Digital> | If you try and steal it, it communicates with nearby tankbots via 802.11g to plan and coordinate a tactical strike employing lethal force. |
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<Digital> | We shall rule CSC by fear! |
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<rstoski> | 802.11g? Â Digital, you're living in the past; 802.11n Draft 2. |
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<Digital> | no, best to stay away from drafts until they're finalized. Otherwise, our current generation of kill-bots might not interoperate with future revisions. |
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