| <Gooseman> | my pe teacher thought i got my balls chopped off |
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<Gooseman> | i asked some girls and they had heard that too |
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<Deke> | WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU HAD SURGERY ON YOUR PENIS! |
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<Gooseman> | its much better |
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<Gooseman> | circumcised |
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<Gooseman> | is better |
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<Deke> | i dont give a shit if it can fucking sing now! |
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<Deke> | i still wouldnt let someone cut my dick! |
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<Gooseman> | itll heal after a few weeks anyways |
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<Gooseman> | no big deal |
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<Gooseman> | dunno y they shaved my balls tho |
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<XZGohan[Scripting]> | shave = itch like mofo |
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<Gooseman> | i know it teh itches like a mofo |
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<Gooseman> | they shaved teh over teh pen0r too tho |
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<Gooseman> | i look like a 12yo with a big dick down there no |
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<Gooseman> | my pen0r = teh pwnzor now |
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