| <fejed> | heh |
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<fejed> | man |
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<fejed> | I was soo about to smack some fuck over the head on the train. |
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<fejed> | there was this guy, he said he was a hacker |
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<fejed> | and like |
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<fejed> | quoting him |
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<fejed> | "dude, to get into a computer, you can guess a password, which is like a 5 in 1000000 chance, but what I do is guess the backdoor" |
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<fejed> | he said alot more shit but got off before I could get to him |
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<fejed> | and on the bus |
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<fejed> | there was this retard |
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<fejed> | saying he was a hacker |
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<fejed> | and a nun goes to him "do you use email?" |
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<fejed> | he says "errr, ddd yy yes.. out l ll llook express" |
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<fejed> | then "hey, i have a jj j jjoke" |
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<fejed> | "what does 'www' mean?" |
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<fejed> | "ww w world wide wait!" |
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<fejed> | I'm like "shut the fuck up you stupid fuck" and he started crying. |
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<fejed> | the bus driver pulled the bus over |
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<fejed> | got up and asked me to get off |
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<fejed> | I was all hyped up from the fucks on the train. |
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