| Messiah> | I've only heard one good dead baby joke |
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Messiah> | And that's 'cause I made it good when someone else tried to tell it to me |
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Messiah> | They said, "Hey, hey hey, how long's a baby last in the microwave?" |
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Sokar> | idk. wanna find out? |
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Messiah> | My response was, "Two minutes, forty-three seconds" |
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Sokar> | haha |
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Sokar> | nice |
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Messiah> | They weren't sure how to respond to that |
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Messiah> | So I invited them over for dinner |
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