<VolteFace`> | don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it |
<peng> | ... |
<peng> | what? |
<VolteFace`> | oh shit |
<VolteFace`> | don't you hate it when you DROP shit |
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