| <saboteur> | sometimes i wish i didtn have a penis |
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<saboteur> | like when i get a wood standing up |
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<Damien> | lol sab |
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<saboteur> | and its hard to hide |
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<phase5> | same |
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<phase5> | or like, when your walking down the street |
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<phase5> | and it hangs out the bottom of your pants |
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<phase5> | and drags on the ground |
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<saboteur> | haha |
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<saboteur> | yeah exactly |
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<k> | or when you lie down and planes crash into it |
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