| <Chalklatemilk> | ok so im wacking off to a video of two lesbians fucking eachother |
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<Chalklatemilk> | then i hear my mom walking down the hall to this room |
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<Chalklatemilk> | so i quickly close the video |
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<Chalklatemilk> | then she walks in and im sitting with my pants down, left hand around the cock, and she looks at me...then looks at the screen...my desktop was open and had three naked gnomes standing by a fireplace...the look on her face as she left the room will stick with me till the day i die. |
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