| <xanesly> | my husband and I felt stupid standing in the yard with dog saying "go potty! time to go potty!" in that dorky voice you use to talk to dogs and babies |
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<xanesly> | (and some foreigners) |
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<xanesly> | so we decided to use STDOUT instead |
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<fwoom> | rofl |
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<xanesly> | so we stand outside chirping "standardout! standardout!" |
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<xanesly> | which has made it that whenever *we* need to go to the bathroom we refer to it as STDOUT |
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<xanesly> | and when the dog has an accident, STDERR |
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<xanesly> | sometimes I make myself sad. |
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