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Bush: Iraq, you'd better get rid of your nuclear weapons or we'll bomb you! |
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Iraq: We don't have any nuclear weapons. |
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N Korea: We do. |
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Bush: Well then get rid of your chemical weapons! |
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Iraq: We don't have those either! |
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N Korea: Ummm...we have nukes now. |
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Bush: We KNOW you've got chemical and nuclear weapons! Get rid of them! |
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Iraq: Even if we did, which we don't, we can't even hit the USA! |
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N Korea: We can nuke California all we want. |
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Bush: Shuddup North Korea, no one cares! Iraq, you'd BETTER disarm! |
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Iraq: But we don't HAVE anything! |
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N Korea: Oh fuck it, blow up Los Angelas... |
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Bush: Iraq, I'm warning you... *BOOM* |
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<doppelganger> | |
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bush: we are sick and tired of your missiles hitting us, iraq...but we cant understand why they are flying in from the pacific ocean! |
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north korea: he CAN'T be that stupid. |
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saddam: apparently he is. i myself havent even made any missile that goes beyond walking distance. |
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