| <rasp> | i was catering a “tenant appreciation” event in palo alto yesterday |
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<rasp> | we had these slushie machines, but one broke and spilled everywhere |
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<rasp> | so i went to the main office to ask if they had a hose, but the guy tells me, |
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<rasp> | “no, but i see the google guys across the street using a hose sometimes, you can try asking them” |
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<rasp> | turns out this place was right next to one of googleÂ’s offices |
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<rasp> | i walked over to the cafeteria area and asked one of the cooks, be he told me they didn't know where it was |
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<rasp> | as i was walking away, i had a little moment to myself... |
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<rasp> | "wow, i just queryed google irl" |
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<rasp> | "lol" |
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