| | * Yugi_moto take out his card deck |
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<DoesNotExist> | Yu-Gi-Oh is fricking hilarious. |
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<DoesNotExist> | the hero's all like "I play my Blue Eyes White Dragon in defense position and attack!" and they all act like it was a stunning strategical move. |
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<DoesNotExist> | it's an overly dramatic version of a magic the gathering tournament, which makes it so hilarious. |
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<Yugi_moto> | I play black skull DRAGON IN ATACK MODE NOW BLACK SKULL Dragon ATTACK BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON |
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<Yugi_moto> | ablterrate |
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<DoesNotExist> | and they EXPLAIN THE RULES BEHIND EVERY SINGLE MOVE. |
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<DoesNotExist> | "My blue eyes white dragon attacks... THE MOON!" |
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<Yugi_moto> | black skull dragon has 3200 atack points blue Eyes white dragon has 3000 atack points i have the stronger monster by atack points that means you lose 200 life points |
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<DoesNotExist> | no, i play Mystical Swirling Hat Shield to counter that, which increases the Blue Eyes White Dragon's attack by 53... |
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<Yugi_moto> | I play pendulam machine |
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<Yugi_moto> | no |
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<Yugi_moto> | Mysticazl Elf does that |
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<Yugi_moto> | Mystical Elf |
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<DoesNotExist> | i play Flaming Sword of Cheesy Goodness on Blue Eyes White Dragon as my last move, increasing my BEWD's attack by a triumphant 3333 due to my cheescake i'm eating. |
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<Yugi_moto> | I sumon exiodea |
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<Yugi_moto> | autometic win |
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<DoesNotExist> | i play counterspell, discarding it. |
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<Yugi_moto> | yuoo cant |
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<DoesNotExist> | Yes i can. o_O |
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* DoesNotExist holds up his counterspell. |
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* DoesNotExist taps two islands... |
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* DoesNotExist plays counterspell on exiodea... |
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* DoesNotExist discards exiodea., |
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<DoesNotExist> | Now then, i play... |
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* DoesNotExist summons Sephiroth! |
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<DoesNotExist> | I summon Sephiroth in the Lance Bass position, which causes your black skull dragon to commit suicide from the terrible n*sync music. |
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