| <Craiggers> | DG was making me watch Chimp Eden tonight and the dude was trying to catch bushmeat traders. |
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<Craiggers> | It was fucking pathetic, he was standing there, being as White as my fucking bare ass with a camera crew, asking his Black friend to ask the bushmeat trader if he had any chimpanzee. |
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<Craiggers> | The dude behind the counter was like "Uhhh, we do not sell chimpanzee because that is illegal and...uhh...wrong." |
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<Craiggers> | Hell, I mean, why don't I go to downtown Indy with a fucking camera crew and ask to buy some crack. |
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<DeaconVerter> | lol |
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<snex_lptp> | maybe they figure a dumb knee-grow doesnt know what a camera is |
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<Craiggers> | "Excuse me, my brother, I believe that I am whack for crack, and am interested in transacting with one who may be able to accommodate my business need." |
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