<LexMortis> | have i told you about a dream i had? |
<LexMortis> | a lion attacked me |
<LexMortis> | and bit off my finger |
<LexMortis> | after the fight n all was over |
<LexMortis> | i looked at my hands |
<LexMortis> | and went like "great, now i can only count to 9" |
<LexMortis> | even my unconsciousness is retarded = |
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