| Poopsydo> | i was remembering that my brother used to wake me up when i was little to go open the gifts from santa... |
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Poopsydo> | he would say: lizy lizy wake up, santa came by... |
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Poopsydo> | and i would jump and follow him |
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Poopsydo> | and one time he did that...and i followed him.. |
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Poopsydo> | and it wasn't even december |
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Poopsydo> | it was like the middle of the summer |
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Poopsydo> | he sat in the middle of the living room and laughed his ass off at me |
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