| <ryda> | earlier, i was lookin up doom 3 stuff |
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<ryda> | and i clicked on this doom 3 screenshot link |
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<ryda> | and it redirected to a pornsite |
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<ryda> | and then my mum comes up to me and offers me a pringle |
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<ryda> | and im just like sheeet |
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<milenko> | ahhahaha |
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<milenko what did she say? |
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<ryda> | i couldnt get it off the screen |
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<ryda> | she pretended not to noticed |
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<ryda> | alt f4 wasnt workin lol |
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<ryda> | thing is, it looked really really gross |
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<milenko> | what was it, cumshot? |
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<ryda> | im not sure |
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<ryda> | but i think it could have been tranny |
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<milenko> | dude, YOUR FUCKED |
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