| <dan> | I really like this girl |
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<hannelore> | Sneak into her room late at night |
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<hannelore> | And play a hypnosis tape |
|
<dan> | hypnosis would be the shit |
|
<dan> | I could start dating girls instantly |
|
<dan> | and if I wanted to break up with her, I could just snap my fingers |
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