| <Frostfyre> | Alright. 5 reasons why I'm convinced that my penis runs Linux. |
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<Frostfyre> | 1. I can create child processes |
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<Frostfyre> | 2. I can handle multiple users on any platform at once. |
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<Frostfyre> | 3. I'm VERY user friendly. |
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<Frostfyre> | 4. I have incredible uptime. |
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<Frostfyre> | and 5. When my system load gets too heavy, I end up dumping my core and the system shuts down. |
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