| <@UBC_Wiska> | I have invented a vibrator featuring a CPU, 64 MB RAM... it is wireless and LAN capable |
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<@theamy> | *vibrates* |
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<@UBC_Wiska> | wtf? |
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* kevinb notes that UBC has invented anal vibrator for personal use |
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<@UBC_Wiska> | it will be able to download "personalities" |
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<@Narcissus> | Why would one want to switch personalities mid-use? |
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<@UBC_Wiska> | for example |
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<@UBC_Wiska> | the leo personality shuts the vibrator off :) |
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<@theamy> | What would your personality do Wisket |
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<@theamy> | I know what matt's would |
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<@kevinb> | It would shrink to half the size |
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<@theamy> | LOL |
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<@UBC_Wiska> | the size and diameter are variable |
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<@UBC_Wiska> | and set on personalities |
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<@Narcissus> | That's one sophisticated vibrator:) |
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<@UBC_Wiska> | for example, kevin's would be swollen from all the previous j/o :) |
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<@kevinb> | It would also implement Impotent sub-routines. |
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<@kevinb> | lol |
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<@Narcissus> | Keep the vibrator discussion clean, Wisk:) |
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<@UBC_Wiska> | How? |
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