<Jumper_> | for an optimist the glass is half full, for a pessimist it is half empty, for an engineer it's twice as big as it needs to be |
<Thraddash> | for a programmer it has too few interfaces? |
<Jumper_> | for a programmer it's a Basic Input Output System (BIOS) with a buffer overflow just waiting to happen |
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